Tehran Ted Reports on the latest Jewish atrocities in Holocaust II

Bagdad Bob is now Tehran Ted!

My name is Tehran Ted; i am the reincarnated Baghdad Bob, back to report on the new war involving Jews killing victims just because Hamas, the demonic militant arm of Supreme Persian King IraNazi Khoumenei, made a little mess on God’s covenant land, Palestine, that He gave to the Israelites.  Just because God gave it to the Jews doesn’t mean we can’t steal it back.

Oct 24, 2023 Report

“As the savage servants of satan, we will dribble back two hostages a day, for humanitarian reasons from the 200 hostages we grabbed after massacring 1400 Jews for being Jews, for satanic reasons, in our drug induced satanic state. 2 then 2 then 2… plenty to go to snow the easily punked Western world.
CEASEFIRE! Nothing like Captagon, poor man’s cocaine, to help the thrill of serving the devil.
Also, America, thank you to our useful idiots like Creepy Corrupt Joe, a part of the Barack Obamanation 3 term empire, the Harvard Hamasians, Sir Edmund Hillary, the Mud Squad which includes very mentally ill hanOmar, AOC, RASH Tlaib, Fireman Jamaal, Giggles Kamala Harrass and so many other easily duped dummies.  Of course, it’s Trump and the Jews fault: we were in a deep drugged Captagon state when 25 of us gang raped that Holocaust I surviving grandma. If we are ever brought to trial, we will plead insanity due to being drugged.  Hunter uses this ploy, we see.  CEASEFIRE!
For humanitarian reasons we apologize to your 90 year old grandma because splitting her pelvis as we played savage was a bit too far.  Those 40 beheaded babies, like Newsom’s 850 natal emigres to Calif., were the best, as we smelled the burning flesh of those Jewbabies wafting in the air.
 
At least, we are NOT your governor Newsom, who like a coward lets Jon Dunn from panned parenthoodlums inc. slice up and behead the babies from all races. Hamas, like all Jewhaters, focus on Jews for being Jews during Holocaust II on the 50th anniversary of Ramadan war, which began on Oct 6th Yom Kippur.
As your fave war correspondent, CEASEFIRE! I will keep you posted on the latest atrocities by the Jews, like when they killed 5000 in that Baptist hospital (sshh! I know, it was 35 dead in the four parking lot cars that our allies the “Gang that couldn’t shoot straight Islamic JIhad hit with their toy rocket…but as usual, the DemocraPaty media is too stupid, like the institutions of higher indoctrination, who can’t spell TRUTH, let alone know what it is.) 
More in our next report as we stall the ground CEASEFIRE! war further and kill a few more Gazan palestinians to impede what’s coming. Don’t forget to bend the knee for Persian King IraNazi Khoumenei…the Supreme Jewhater among Jewhaters.”  By the way, thank you to our junior Jewhaters club, the Harvard Hamasians, Protests at the Capitolfor occupying the Capitol blding and NOT get arrested like those grandmas swapping recipes on Jan6. Something about a CEASEFIRE! days after we went on a Captagon drug spree from hell and mutilated 1400 Jews like they were in  the recovery room after Gender Affirming Sexchange PsyOps surgery.
Hoping my subliminal CEASEFIRE!s help get our American DemocraParty and the HamaSquadlings, you know as “mentally” ill hanOmar, AOC, RASH Tlaib, the Jamaal Cabal of loser Palestonian lovers. They are clueless about geography, world history, God’s salvation history but the best useful idiots the world’s super terrorizing Soros style IraNazi Khoum has in his arsenal of lies.
~report filed by Tehran Ted this 24th of October 2023

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