Open Letter to Sugar Daddies Andy, Brad & Brandon: the Fast food princes of porn

Well, Gentlemen, as usual, you have outdone yourself.  Menage a Trois Lesbian Sex.

One of your employees, Mrs. Heidi K Robinson recently had simulated statutory rape with a fresh-faced boy, but apparently, it’s no big deal. According to Andy’s Law,  Rape takes 4 Hard-On Jr execs to concur before it is indictable. It is nice, she was long in the tooth as she is in the legs and you wanted her to have a job.  Though beautiful.  I guess Heidi as Bancroft saying “I get to seduce a little boy” is ok as long as the woman is much older than the innocent Dustin Hoffman.  But statutory rape is a serious crime, boys; even in the net aftermarket, the place you are counting on to “amplify” your marketing message.

carls jr charbroiling on the sandMore recent, you had Charbroiled McK bounce her melons, as your sexperts swapped them out in your porn trailer for AllNatural breast meat, USDA naked through the farmer’s meat market.  It made the Porn Hall of Shame, as you moved her oversized breasts toward the scales, while the ice shaver stroked, simulating his wacky wack off like your fave demograph.   Your HardOn Jr porn continues to improve though getting, what’s that word, edgier with every offering.  What, will snuff porn be in the future?  But, finally, you are feeding the LGBTQxyz craze with their own sexmercial: about time you tripled down for the boys…

…while pleasing the confused and conflicted ladies looking for love.carls jr and neal aronson employee charlotte mckinney selling all natural burgers

But, you are a progressive regressive beefcake and pork porn seller. There is no toilet you won’t sip at.   Actually regressive, painting three way lesbian sex, to please the non-Kosher/Hallal LBGTQxyzetc. folks, with simulated orgasmic tongue & bacon oral sex (yes, two nubile ladies swapping spit is on the sex wheel at planned parenthood’s teen S&M sex sites).  It’s amazing CAIR hasn’t complained about your competitive advantage.

3 way sugar babies with their sugar daddiesLet’s lay it out.  You are trafficking in imported, but high priced quarters by the bag immigrant human female sex slaves. Previously, one of your sex slave pieces had a Hamburger Harem harlot explain “No ugly women need apply.”  Talk about safe employment environment missives spoken in public. Didn’t the NOSW, the national org for some women not browbeat you with your own limp noodles for this comment?

So, like every predatory prince of porn where you strip and use up one lady then go on to the next, you must have run out of American beautifuls to projectize, property-ize and strip for your drooling boardroom and fave demograph:  18-35 male rapists who can’t get any.  For the record, boys, you are promoting porn.  And porn, in a real way, kills.  Do you want the truth or just a pat on your boyish libidos?  Your Hamburger Harem and Burger Babe escapades cause real harm.  Imagine one of these lesbian pin-ups (art meets reality) as your daughter off to her next porn shoot to promote fresh meat with her oversized breasts and pubic triangle vaginal tempters at the ready.  Not sure how you look at your employee ladies as it is: ask them next time you do a Steve Martin Inspector Closeau peek at their top or bottoms.

You had to reach out down under to Australia, north to Sweden and south again to Africa.  Is your sub-theme: American women are all too ugly to 3Way?  So, find fresh meat overseas, get them EB5 visas and sneak these sugar babies into a clean kitchen sans aprons and clothes, wearing pubic triangles so the health dept. matron doesn’t have a heart attack.  You are ahead of the game, promoting three way lesbian marriage because…well, LGBTQ3WM isn’t out there yet.  But it is!  How about this loving couple err

LOVE AT THIRD SIGHT: MEET THE WORLD’S FIRST MARRIED LESBIAN THROUPLE

**EXCLUSIVE** Brynn, 34, centre, Kitten, 27, left, and Doll Young, 30, right, on their wedding day in August 2013. The three women are married to each other and are the world’s only wedded female threesome. Kitten is even expecting a baby daughter, due in July. The throuple are hoping to have three babies, one for each.

triplet of trysts?  And they have kid one, looking to 3.

Sugar daddies, i’ll use tiny words like tit, the, an and ass you might understand: you are pandering with evil, demeaning women endlessly and majoring in porn not pork.  Carl, Margaret and Wilber are dead, so there is no holding you guys back.

Wilber was born on my wedding date, August 15, almost a hundred years ago; like Carl and Margaret, he founded a solid food business with excellent service.  August 15, also, is the feast day of the second Eve, Mary, the date many Americans celebrate for her entry into heaven. Mary was the consummate woman, blessed beyond belief, that women of character emulate, which sugar daddies destroy.  Day in day out by example and action.

A little science and history class: after God created the simple things, like billions of stars, planets, trees and animals, He made someone similar to you: a man.  Next, God didn’t leave it to a thickburger engineer, but He designed the most incredible, amazing, most complex being in the universe.  Scientifically, He moved from the simple to the impossibly complex in His engineering lab.  A woman, unlike a spayed & neutered hamburger harem harlot, can take a single cell and in 280 days yield a fully human 75 trillion celled future HardOn Jr. customer.  No lesbian “3 in the house” sex  promoting sugar daddy can ever do this, you weren’t designed to, though like all men, to be attracted to the opposite sex.

carls 3 way meme poor girl needs help with uniformSluts strut, slink and sell their bodies for profit; men comply.

Real women still enjoy a door help open for them or a coat umbrella during an unexpected shower: cloud based, not a shared event in the typical orgy room coed dorms on your typical Sex U campus.  For your edification, it’s a short trip from your former Carpinteria digs to a real college of learning, where men are housed in separate buildings from women, and no sex happens in the hallways or classrooms with tenured professors: Thomas Aquinas College.  They believe the purpose of college is not dorm, frat and sorority orgies but the intense university experience of shared ideas and infused knowledge to become a contributing member of the real world.  No college kiddie size pacifiers (available to your fave demo), Linus blankets or student union safe zones needed.  No Shane A Smith UofHouston prez stripping a smart women, attaching her to a quad stock and giving her 55 lashes for her scientific observance that “All LIVES matter”.  The night 5 Dallas cops were assassinated.

Throwback ANYday: Real chivalric men enjoy treating ladies like the princesses they are, future queens.

You fresh meat porn prince boys are undoing decades of male training I have attempted: teaching men shoulder style hugs.  Practice “neck up” conversations, where they talk to a young lady’s eyes, instead of doing a TSA optic search of every curve in her body.  Women are not sex toys, boys; something your wives and daughters will NEVER be guaranteed you understand.

Let alone your employees, who at least one of you have done inappropriate things to, in the last year.  Boko Haram’s kidnapping little girls for rape and marital roles is no more primitive than you taking three immigrants to a commercial set to do porn clips for the HardOn’s preferred customers: the guys who make up maybe 10% of your customers.

But, even if they were 90%, real men don’t do Sugar Daddy because they respect women and protect them from abuse.  You guys must have read April’s issue of the UCI student newspaper, where sugar pops invest in sugar babies, give them books, housing and personal sausage marketing penetration tests for four or more years.  You just do it with quarters by the pound.  And in all these years of Paris…3 alien amigo lesbian sexpots, you can’t tell me you boys haven’t enjoyed some extra-employee curricular activity with any of your Hamburger Harem harlots.  Not even sure if the Bacon Babes are of age for bossex.

Being a reluctant prophet, God is pissed at you, Andy, Brad & Brandon.

Someday, termites will eat out Brandon’s Manhattan Bch area pad; Andy and Brad,your wives will possibly leave you for your lecherous nubile sexpot ways.  When you reach life’s end, He will ask you a question His Son explained simply: did you build up or demean, glorify or trash, My most precious creation: womanhood.  Paraphrasing Jesus, “it would be better that a millstone necklace surround your head (the top one) and you dumped in the sea, if you injure one of My children.”  Yes, boys, your three immigrants are His children, not yours to use.  You need to be the adult; don’t blame them or your “creative directors” like most children do: deflect, say “My brother broke the lamp” or “Andy made us rape these girls”.  You are culpable.

planned parenthood sells body partsIf you could spell Chivalry, you’d realize it is still man’s responsibility to defend the chastity, integrity, character and bodies of every woman. Not abuse them. You are culpable (err your fault) by feeding into the destroy womanhood train.  Someone’s sandals you aren’t worthy to clean who knew two of the three founders, Pope St. John Paul the Great said this:  “It is the duty of every man to defend the integrity of every women”  Talk about foreign words to porn pushers like you.

Your affinity marketer, who harvests baby girls, selling their severed heads to YaleMed for $715 a pop, love you.  Sugar babies often get pregnant by their Sugar Daddies, and the manly men do what every good porn seller does: takes their impregnated sluts to planned parenthood for weight reduction, the growing human inside her womb, not excess pounds.

Planned parenthood and the Abortion Cartel thank you from the bottom line of their bank accounts.  They couldn’t sell baby hearts if you didn’t help turn women into sex toys and marketable property.  Think about this.  Hitler, in his Nuremberg Racial Laws of 1935, codified Jews as marketable property; by your porn portfolio, you “codify” selling women as jerk off assistants, not beautiful, thinking, reasoning human beings.  You condone carls jr sausage2women as one night stand, hook up harlots used than tossed back into the burger bordello for the next (if ever) use.  To say “Ugly women need not apply” on occasion.  Or test with their pubic squares your sausages for sustainability and penetration saturation, typical marketing research areas. At least, we know, this one doesn’t come with AB&B.>>>

From eternity past, woman was designed to be cherished, loved and a lifemate, to have a husband who gives her 100% of his heart.  When a child comes along, in the real world, not this modern sexual abuse obsessed one, it seals the marriage, adding cement to an already strong bond.  The work of fresh meat processors like Andy, Brad & Brandon?

andy and brad go 3way for hardon jr carls jrDestroy relationship after relationship, by dangling naked women simulating lesbian sex in front of their fave demographs, those millennials who sit in their mothers’ basements and occasionally head to HardOn Jr. with a handful of crumpled dollar bills.  Their hopes of seeing a naked Nina, oversized Char or the Lesbian 3 in the lobby are dashed: for some reason, their pics don’t make it to the walls.  Even the Naked Nina standup hasn’t been back.  AB&B: you are selling a lie and deep in your dark hearts of male misery, you know it.

There are no “U-Hauls” carrying your gold and “edgy” marketing awards,  behind your hearses in the future, only your character and deeds to explain to your first post porn production meeting with God.

This picture may cause you pause, for a nanosecond, but this is the end product of selling baby rose angel at her birth place planned parenthoodfresh meat to sell yo’  burgs.  Her name is Baby Rose.

Dead, harvested children.  That is your endgame, boyish princes.  You, Andy, Brad & Brandon don’t get to define your results completely: you can’t control the results of evil actions you promulgate and push, but remain culpable.  This Houston, TX girl child could have been buying HardOn Jr. 3way bacon or thickburgers today, but 30 years ago she was sacrificed by one of your marketeers of malice. ISIS kills a native priest Abortionists love you boys: you build their business one child at a time. No difference than this ISIS executioner severing the head of a Catholic priest; his weapon is just bigger than abortionist’s currettes, which come in curved and different abortion tools currette uterinesizes..but the same purpose.

In case you can’t do large numbers other than your bloated salaries (anyone can use lesbian sex to sell fresh meat), 1.875 billion future burger biters are dead, many harvested, since 1973.

Those “ugly American girls” your HHHarlot loves to moan about, are half of 58 million American kids who could fill 30 of the 50 least populated united states (see graphic), swapping one for one for every live American human.  abortion map of 30 empty states jan 2014Your allies are domestic terrorists, like black lives matter who target and kill cops; domestic terrorists, like substandard abortionists who target and kill the results of your incessant porn push as “legitimate” marketing.  My MBA was in marketing, but you know how to do it.  You realize the easiest and quickest way to a man’s stomach is his dick; while ignoring the pleas of families that fill your coffers.You are marketing tyrants, not winners. Your stockholders plea weakly and like the results.

 But, the ultimate Chief CMO, Chief Marketing Officer, is still God.  He is the final say in analyzing your marketing feats.  Honor his today or the moment of your death, whichever comes first.  Your call, my hope.  And hope of those reading this.

For the record, boys: NO woman is ugly, though your mainly “non-speaking” sex slaves seem to think they are God’s gift to creation.  Womanhood is; the bacon babes’ sluttiness, not even on the radar.  The single mom is, someone who works two jobs and takes her little ones, dad long gone because he watched your commercials and took in women are chattel chatter, to you for breakfast.  And every single mom is a true woman, something your immigrant hotties can barely understand, what with all their eunuchs sucking up to them.  And sucking at…

Yet, as Heidi ages, and topless statue d’ libertas Nina grows old, your sugar babies will realize true beauty lives on, but the superficial sags and hollows, and turns to ash.  True beauty, sugar daddies, is something you destroy and wouldn’t know it, even if explained to you with tiny words to go with your tiny peni.  Plural for self-absorbed, self-important prince of porn penuses.

Guys get it. 1200 mainly radicalized Muslim immigrants from north of your South African 3Way beauty’s domicile, gauntleted every woman, even raped, as they were “handled” New Years Eve 2015-16 outside Cologne (Kolon) Cathedral, a perfect example of your HardOn Jr. marketing plan.  They believe on faith that women are sex toys, handled wantonly by men because we are stronger and women want it.

This dad of 11 with 6 daughters disagrees, I say:  “Go to hell, boys.  You don’t deserve women in your lives, spawned or married to you, employed by you, because you are just carpetbaggers who leveraged honorable founders’ blood, sweat and tears, with your porn bag of tricks.”  You are demons of deceit, to put it kindly, using God’s most precious gift to humanity, marital love and attraction, for your pockets.

Those North African refugees in Germany, were sugar daddy juniors, groping, grabbing, turning unwilling women into property, squeezable products, just like every HardOn Jr. Ad. Like you, they’d love to own women the way you do.

And if three alien adult women, barely beyond Clearasil, want to munch on each other’s vaginas over bacon, that is their private choice~not for public consumption. You are guilty; they are mere pawns you bribe with bags of quarters and turn into two-bit whores.

At least, shock, one of the sex toy three immigrants can actually speak, though with the usual double entendre saying “Yes, i am hot, like my lesbo sisters’ selling sex, but keep your dick in your pants, little boys.  I am really selling bacon, not the lesbian sex you want to get off on, thinking three pubic triangles are better than one.  Your fantasizes are not mine.  Sorry.”  While menage a trois is repeated in the rapper background; after all, rappers love to discuss beautiful women with words like “bitch, tramp or whore”, though like you they better understand smaller words like “ho.”

andy, brad & brandon: remember this at the next Ad Choice awards banquet: anyone can be the devil director of disgust: it takes real marketeers to use the head on top, not the teeny one behind the briefs or boxers.  Even Brad’s cutesy double entendre smile must know this.

Hmm, those Bacon Babe’s words above didn’t make the screenplay but they were heard loud and clear: the purpose.  As to getting someone to your local HardOn Jr?  Ancillary (err ‘less important’ translation for the boys).  You want your fave demo, the horndoggers playing vid games on mommy’s dime, to get hormonally charged and race down, looking for 6 foot bikini clad girls.  But, they prefer home delivery pizza to charbroiled.  The stats don’t lie, but you three do to your employees and owners.

Modesty, suffice it to say, is not one of your and HardOn Jr.’s strong points.  Take  your “50 shades of Grey” Poupon mouth-filling sausages you have marketed.  Obviously your sausage slut (i don’t use that word often, sausage) is demonstrating the amount of food you get at HardOn.  No microscope or tweezers in sight, so she couldn’t be blindly searching for a Sugar Daddy sausage for meat market penetration purposes.

But, if you really believed sex sells, ALL your order/counter girls would be wearing bikinis doing  “Hooters” imitations, leaning over letting their breasts shine for the crowd of mothers with children ordering.  See the point?

 Probably not, since it’s not one of your lesbian nubile’s with bare nipples pointed at you in a snowstorm.  You do sexselling, because you ENJOY it.  Not because you want to sell more food.

Or, require all of your office females to go topless.  If sex is sooooo critical to beat Big Mac and the Double-Double, you’d have ALL your ladies as sex toys and boy targets.3 way hardon jr carls

Then, we’d all realize how stupid women are.  Actually, how stupid WE are not to recognize without naked Ninas doing the statue of liberty topless topped with your burger, you’d go bankrupt financially.  You already are bankrupt ethically and morally.

So, boys, time to be honest with your handlers and underlings.  You love looking at Charlotte’s huge breasts.  Your sausage tasting harlot licking your sausage and sucking on it until that secret sauce you donate to fertility clinics comes out.  Watching for your prurient self-satisfaction a menage a trois lesbian sexcapade, desperately keeping your eyes on the teeny burger so your wife still stays in your home and bed.

Now you know the purpose of this open letter: to save you from yourself.  Lost boys.

Yes, all three of you Lost Boys are addicted to salable porn, to be thought the big dick king Ahasueras able to call any of your hamburger harem harlots for frequent servicing.  Your addiction, like that of your favorite demograph, lecherous 18-35 salivating boys, is controllable though not curable.  But, you must first admit it to yourself in the mirror: to your wife, your patient franchisees, your daughters and sons, your girlfriend if she isn’t your wife, your secretary, all your employees and subcontractor lesbian sluts.

Then, to yourself again, seeking a porn addiction intake center. Get help, boys, while you can.  Then quietly end your descent into the ad sewer.  Porn IS regressive, you go deeper and need more “edgy” porn to keep you satisfied.  We are out here to help, no matter whether you believe in God or the devil as your supreme being.  Supposed men of faith or atheists.  Porn, like abortion, is the equal opportunity killer.

And Porn will kill you, Andy, Brad & Brandon.  Ask Rick Nyman: his porn addiction a few years ago led to excessive gaming, girls, prostitutes (not screen sluts like your barely post teens, real ones).  He lost his wife and btw, you can’t meet him just yet.

margaret sanger and colored ministersHe killed himself; you aren’t quite there yet.  He was worth saving but didn’t reach out in time.  Sanger, pictured above, is happy to keep you doing what you are doing.  She counseled Hitler with her “racial hygiene poison” and values certain members of the one human race over others.  Just like you do: you pay your lesbian sluts more for a photo shoot than you do for your most loyal seasoned female employee managers for a year.

Because you value porn more than service; it is evident, if you check out the service comments today when your dick is flaccid and you do your managerial duties. Your recklessness is something, in addition to sex toying, all three founders are unhappy with beyond the grave.

But, you or many of your customers will stay in porn hell, until you realize porn DOES harm.   Not just to women in your expansive harem: but to ALL women, whether in ISIS land or the inner city. End the fresh meat market and get back to real marketing; I’d be happy to help carls jr wall of progressfor cheap. Rid yourself of the porn pictures on this graphic; leave up the pictures of Carl and his daughter, because guess what, blinded ones, it is families that “float your boat.”

Not, mama’s boys who can’t put three words together to attract a real woman.

But, first, save yourself. Every baby and human is a potential sex “slave”, especially in our tech advanced world.  Dirty old AB&Bs no longer slink to sleazy book stores.

1860s blacks used to harvest as slaves; today, they ARE the harvest, with 1000 black baby kills per day, TYVM BLM.  Baby hearts purchased by UofTexMed from PPGulf Coast for $150 a pop.  Severed baby rose heads for $715 each via YaleMed purchasing.  Check out David Daleiden’s Center for Medical Progress to see the results of your idiotic actions.  Oh, forgot baby scalps.  Indians in the movies used to use sharp knives; today abortionists separate baby hair follicles so old, decrepit sugar daddies missing hair can be more allurable to sugar babies once implanted in their bald domes.  Sorry, boys, sugar babies just put up with your viagra shriveled sausage to get to your sugar.  Same for A,B&B.

Because, just like the sex slaves you and planned parenthood slice,dice, kill, harvest, ship planned parenthood UPS van and Lamborg  contestand sell, you are precious and invaluable.  Even if Andy, Brad and Brandon don’t realize it.

Your affinity marketeers at PP sell sex and severed heads to buy Lamborghinis; ask Dr Mary Gatter.  You sell sex not meat to make you feel bigger in the pants, and impress the guys at the bar.  But, your porn addiction is not curable, but controllable.  for your sake, act while you can. Don’t do it for Roark.

The truth, X Scully says, is out there.  So, is help; you are worth redeeming your soul and getting out of the Lost Boys cage. Real men are ready to help you hold yourself accountable.  Referrals for free.  The difficult part is going from a Lost Boy status to a man trying to become Chivalrous and whole yet again.   I am calling for people to pray for HardOn Jr’s three fresh princes of porn.  Our world needs a healthy metanoia by all three of you, if possible.     Len

To the rest of you readers at Carls, Hardees or the world, your comments please.  These men need to know we realize their addiction before they do.  Encourage them to seek treatment.  Comments below please.  Imagine if we all can go back to Carls, Jr or Hardee’s someday when the fresh meat is charboiled and on an artisan’s bun.  Not the employees.

 

 

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